Mom and Dad begged Jesse and Katherine and Rebecca to come by the hospital. With cheeseburgers.
Rebecca helped Dad change my diaper. If you want to make a three-year-old laugh, just let her watch you poop with your diaper off.
My diet plan is also going well, and we have my first big meal. Tonight's movie is Young Frankenstein. It could be worse: it could be raining.
Mom pumps volumes of milk instead of drops. Mom fightoh!