Sunday, May 17, 2009

Food math

Dad fed me 4 ounces of milk from the bottle this morning. At 6 lbs, that's 4% of my body weight. Two hours later, he fed me 2 oz more. He takes good care of me when Mom is sleeping.

I guess he'll expect me to reciprocate when he's old and feeble. Lessee, Dad weighs... carry the 2... Does anyone know where I can find a baby bottle that holds 12 quarts of milk?

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