Less than a day after leaving Kaiser, I'm back again to visit the Newborn Club. The first rule of Newborn Club is: Babies don't talk about Newborn Club. I weigh in at 4 lbs 13 oz, up 5 oz in four days. Time to Craigslist the wardrobe again.Sporting a bra chopped to hold breast shields and milk bottles hands-free, Mom is Lacutus of Borg. She now pumps milk fast enough to keep up with my appetite, and we phase out the formula. Yum yum, smack, smack. Poop graduates from green and slimy to yellow and seedy. It's small progress, but Dad is grasping at whatever straws he can.
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