Make yourself at home: Do not touch anything.

No touch, that's a wire. No touch, that is a trash can. No fingers in the holes in the wall, those are power outlets. Sheesh, all the toys in this tiny hotel room are off limits. And you people are up all night and asleep during the day. We left our house in Santa Clara for this? But there's fruit yogurt for breakfast, so I'll cut the place some slack.