The surgery was a complete success. Now there's something stuck to my back, and it hurts when I move. I have pressure and tape-allergy marks on my face and electrodes all over my torso. There are IVs or sensors on both feet and one hand. I'm so swollen with IV saline that my ID anklet is digging into my leg, my eyelids are too puffy for me to open my eyes, and my "innie" has become an "outie". I haven't eaten in 19 hours. I have a catheter going places I don't want to think about. But what really irks me is, my diaper's too small!It'll all be worth it, though. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
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