They come for you when you least expect it. At midnight the nurse wheeled me into the nursery for a hearing test.
She stuck iPod-for-babies over my ears and electrodes on my head. While I grooved out, the computer looked for neurological activity. My verdict: the computer's tonality is very clean, but artistic interpretation is uninspired.
Next she weighed me. In my first 12 hours of life, I slenderized by 2 oz. At 4 lbs 15 oz, that makes me about a size -16. Expect Sharon Third-of-a-Stone to model my designs at the Oscars.
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