Abandoned!

Mom and Dad abandoned me at home, crying in my bassinet; they thrust a pacifier and bottle at Uncle J and Auntie K and scampered off to see the musical show Dik Od Triaanenen Fol (Finns Ain't What they Used To Be). I can only imagine it was done out of ignorance on their part: if they'd known how passionate I am about Finnish musical theatre, they would have brought me along, right?