To: Babies United for the Normalization of Nocturnal Intervals of Eating and Sleeping, Santa Clara Chapter
Re: Proposal for Early Morning Schedule
As discussed at our last meeting, I have been researching nocturnal activity schedules. Based on the success of my most recent experiment, I believe the following scheme for the 4:00 to 7:00 AM interval will keep parents nicely off-balance and receptive to our demands:
Eat, Burp, Change, Eat, Cry, Burp, Eat, Burp, Eat, Change, Cry, Eat, Burp, Sleep
I will be conducting an expanded trial over the next few weeks and will deliver a full report at our next meeting.
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