It's nice that my house missed me while I was gone. After four days in the hospital, it's back to the peace and quiet of home. No PA announcements, no wires, no beeping EKGs, no 4AM temperature-takings, no doting nurses, no Nubain IV drips, no television... can I go back to the hospital?
But wait: the diapers here are my size. Oh, the dilemma!