Dad's brilliant idea for having me discover the world around me, part 2: place some brightly colored candies (I believe you call them 'crayons') on a yummy piece of paper in front of me. So I do the obvious thing and put one of the candies in my mouth. Would you believe, my crazy old man takes it away and smears it on the paper. And won't let me eat either one. Complete waste of perfectly good crayon and paper. Art is stupid. Stick to playing with toys.