Wednesday, April 29, 2009

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

They come for you when you least expect it.  At midnight the nurse wheeled me into the nursery for a hearing test.

She stuck iPod-for-babies over my ears and electrodes on my head. While I grooved out, the computer looked for neurological activity. My verdict: the computer's tonality is very clean, but artistic interpretation is uninspired.

Next she weighed me.  In my first 12 hours of life, I slenderized by 2 oz.  At 4 lbs 15 oz, that makes me about a size -16.  Expect Sharon Third-of-a-Stone to model my designs at the Oscars.

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