Thursday, November 18, 2010

Sugar Water

A girl can get mighty hungry during a hard day of sleep. After trying to feed me continuously for five hours, Mom finally gave me some sugar-water. Did you know that bottles will dispense water about ten times as fast as Mom dispenses milk, if you suck hard enough? And that drinking too fast makes you gag and swallow air? Maybe sucking on Mom's pinkie for a couple of hours will cure it.

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