Slow down, you move too fast.
Put your foot down on the grass.
Crawl around on hands and knees,
Play in mud and get all dirty.
Stoop and smell the pretty flower,
Watch it grow for half an hour.
Get nothing done, not even maybe,
And spend your time just like a baby!
I've got not much to do:
Drink a bottle or two,
And take a long nap
When my snack time is through.
I can shriek to outdo
All the chimps in the zoo.
I spend my time just like a baby.
So go chill, catch a frivolous thrill.
Tell the ants in your pants
To go back to their hill.
Eat a handful of sand
In a playground that's shady,
And spend your time just like a baby.
Wah wah wah wah wah,
I'm a baby.